1、光棍节到了，我也不太会说话，祝大家年年有今日，岁岁有今朝。
Singles Day is coming, I don know how to speak. I wish you all today every year.
2、光棍节和双十一变成同一天了，就为了提醒你，你不仅穷还很丑。
Singles Day and double 11 become the same day, just to remind you that you are not only poor but also ugly.
3、上帝是公平的，他让你过了光棍节，就不会再让你过情人节了。
God is fair, he let you have singles day, will not let you have Valentines day.
4、自己过不过光棍节没关系，主要是自己喜欢的人在过光棍节就心满意足了。
It doesn matter if you don have a bachelors day. Its mainly because the people you like will be satisfied on singles day.
5、谁说单身不好，单身最好，想跟谁好就跟谁好。
Whoever says its not good to be single, its best to be single.
6、丑的笔画是4，穷的笔画是7，加起来等于11，这就是双十一的由来。
Ugly strokes are 4 and poor strokes are 7, which add up to 11. This is the origin of double ten one.
7、双十一大家都是尾款人，我就不一样，我是单身人。
Double 11 everyone is the last payment person, I am not the same, I am a single person.
8、在这个特殊的日子里，我想许个愿，我想要个男朋友，没有的话，女朋友也可以。
In this special day, I want to make a wish, I want a boyfriend, if not, a girlfriend can also.
9、谁要是跟我说光棍节快乐，我就跟他急，你单身你快乐，干嘛还要带上我。
If anyone tells me that singles day is happy, I will be anxious with him. If you are single and you are happy, why should you take me with you.
10、双十一适合养只狗，单身的那种。
Double eleven is suitable for a dog, a single one.
11、双十一，光棍苦，光棍衣服破了没人补。
Double eleven, its hard to be single. No one mends the broken clothes of a bachelor.
12、思来想去，光棍最大的好处也就只剩下一人吃饱，全家不饿了。
After thinking about it, the biggest advantage of being single is that there is only one person left to eat and the whole family is not hungry.
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