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如果你想学好英语，多阅读是非常重要的！下面讲一个幽默故事给你听。
At the time when Bill and Rose married ， neither of them had much money ，so they were unable to buy a house or flat . For the first few years of their married life ，they therefore lived in rented flats .
翻译：比尔和罗斯结婚的时候，他们两人谁都没有许多钱，没有能力买房子或者公寓。所以，他们婚后生活的最初几年就住在租用的公寓里。
Then Bills father died and left him some money ， so they bought a house .When they moved into it for the first time ， one of Bills best friends sent him a bottle of wine as a present to celebrate his entry into the first house he had owned .
翻译：后来比尔的父亲去世了，给他留下一些钱，于是他们就买了房子。在他们搬进房子的第一天，比尔的一个最好的朋友为祝福比尔迁进自己拥有的第一所房子，送给比尔一瓶就作为礼物。
Bill and Rose had a lot of work to do getting their things unpacked ， arranging the furniture ， getting curtains ，and all the rest ， so they forgot about the bottle of wine . In fact ， they put it away in a cupboard without even unpacking it .
翻译：比尔和罗斯有许多的事情要做： 打开包装取出东西，布置家居，挂上窗帘和做其他一切事情。他们忘记了这瓶酒。事实上，他们把酒忘在了碗柜里，甚至没有拆开包装。
Bill and Rose already had two children when they moved into their new house and a few months later ， the third was born . When Rose came home from the hospital with the baby ， Bill invited some friends round to celebrate its arrival , and they had a wonderful party ， with plenty to eat and to drink .
翻译：他们搬进新房子的时候，已经有两个孩子了，几个月后，他们的第三个孩子又出生了。在罗斯带着孩子从医院回来的那天。比尔邀请了几位朋友到家里来聚会庆祝这个孩子的出生。这是一个热闹的聚会，准备了丰富的食物和饮料。
After the party had been going on for some time ， however ， Bill found that the wine was finished . Luckily he remembered the bottle which his friend had given him when they had moved into the new house and which was still lying unpacked in a cupboard somewhere in the house .
翻译：然而，聚会进行了一段时间，比尔发现酒已经喝完了。幸亏比尔记起了搬进新房子时朋友送的酒，想起这瓶酒没有拆开包装放在这个房子的一个什么地方的一个碗柜里。
He found it with some difficulty and brought it into the living-room where his guests were sitting . When he had unwrapped the bottle ， he saw a card tied to it ， so he took it and read it aloud to the others . It said ，Bill ，take good care of this one --it is the first one that is really yours ！
翻译：他费了些力气才找到这瓶酒，就拿着它走进坐着客人的客厅里。当他打开包装时，看到系在酒瓶上的一张卡片，他取下卡片，大声念给大家听。卡片上写着：“比尔，照顾好这一个---真正属于你的第一个。”
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