1、我觉得我上辈子就是个蒲公英，别人都是甜甜的恋爱，我只有秃秃的脑袋。
I think my last life is a dandelion, others are sweet love, I only have bald head.
2、给你一个机会向我表白，如果你不好好把握，我就再给你一个。
Give you a chance to tell me, if you don make good use of it, Ill give you another one.
3、这个天气，别问我几岁，问我几分熟吧！
This weather, don ask me how old I am, ask me how familiar it is!
4、下雨天就适合睡觉，晴天就适合出去走走，漫长岁月竟然没有一天适合上学。
It is suitable for sleeping on rainy days and going out on sunny days. There is not a day suitable for going to school in the long years.
5、和我爸妈理论，说一句是狡辩，说两句是顶嘴，再说一句是抬杠。
With my parents theory, I say one is sophistry, say two is back talk, another is flattery.
6、你能做我的QQ好友，微信好友，为什么不能做我的男朋友？
You can be my QQ friend and wechat friend. Why can you be my boyfriend?
7、朋友引诱我喝奶茶，我拒绝了，我是要减肥的人，我守住了底线，奖励自己喝一杯奶茶。
Friends enticed me to drink milk tea, I refused. I was the one who wanted to lose weight. I kept the bottom line and rewarded myself with a cup of milk tea.
8、朋友问我，你会因为年纪大了，而随便找个男朋友结婚吗？开玩笑，随便就能找到吗？
My friend asked me, would you marry a boyfriend because you are old? Are you kidding? Can you find it anywhere?
9、长胖以后，与朋友约着一起骑马减肥，一个月后，马瘦了十斤。
After gaining weight, he made an appointment with a friend to ride a horse to lose weight. After a month, the horse lost ten jin.
10、年轻的时候一定要敢于做梦，毕竟年纪大了，很容易睡不着。
When you are young, you must dare to dream. After all, when you are old, it is not easy to fall asleep.
11、一眨眼就要出成绩了，早知道就不眨眼了。
In the blink of an eye, the results came out. If I had known, I would not have blinked.
12、一切都会变好的，比如从胖变成好胖。
Everything will get better, from being fat to being very fat.
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