Moon: Phew! All right, call everyone back to stage, Miss Crawly, and lets get...
Crawly: (FEEDBACK) Ohh! Hello! Can I have everybody back to stage, please? Everyone come back to stage for selection.
Moon: Okay. Thank you, Miss Crawly.
Crawly: You e welcome, Mr. Moon.
Moon: All right. Lets see, now.
(ANIMALS GASP)
Moon: Hmm. Ill take... You guys.
(CHEERING)
Moon: And which one of you is the girl?
Ash: Ha-ha. Very funny.
Moon: "Loud and horrible, but shows promise." Welcome to the show.
Lance: (SCOFFS) Cool. I guess we could hang.
Moon: No, no. I just want her, not you.
Lance Ash: What?
Moon: All right, the rest of the group acts, thank you so much.
(DISAPPOINTED SIGHS)
Moon: Oh, don feel bad, folks. Therell be a 10% discount on tickets for everyone!
Unchosen: Yeah, sure, thanks a lot.
Lance: (SCOFFS) Lets get out of here, Ash. Ash?
Ash: Uh, yeah. Yeah, lets go.
Moon: Okay, soloists! Johnny, Mike, Pete, Richard, Daniel and Ray. Mike! Wowza! Ive got to have you in my show.
Mike: (CHUCKLING) Oh. If you insist.
Moon: And Ill take Pete.
Pete: Oh, yeah!
Moon: And one more. Let me see now.
Richard: (FARTS) Oh, my gosh. I am so sorry. (FARTS) (GASPS) What is wrong with me?
Moon: Whoo! Uh, thanks for coming, Richard.
(SIGHS)
(GRUNTS)
(RAY SCREAMS)
Richard: Oh, my... Ray! Are you all right?
(GROANS)
Richard: Just hang in there, Ray. I got you. (FARTING) Oh! Oh! Oops!
Moon: Okay, then Ill take...Daniel. Thank you, Johnny.
(DISAPPOINTED SIGHS)
Moon: Daniel, can you hear me? You e in the show!
Daniel: What? Are you talking to me?
Moon: Yes. (FEEDBACK) I was saying that you are in... Oh, geez, this is gonna drive me nuts. Johnny! Get back here. You e in. Thank you, Daniel. Goodbye!
(ALL GASP)
Johnny: Yes!
Moon: Okay. Thats everyone on my list.
(DISAPPOINTED SIGHS)
Moon: Um, wait a second. Rosita. Is Rosita still here?
Rosita: Yes! Yes, Im here!
Moon: Rosita, Rosita, Rosita. "Great set of pipes, but boring to watch."
Rosita: (SIGHS) I knew it.
Moon: So, what should I do? I could partner you up with Gunter. Gunter! Where are you?
Gunter: Ja! Ja! This is me.
Moon: (LAUGHS) Ja! Its gonna spice things up on stage.
Rosita: Wait. You want us to sing together?
Gunter: Ja! The two of us together, you joking me? We e going to be spicy, no? (LAUGHS EXCITEDLY)
Kangaroo: That koalas a fool, Sherry-Anne! You are gonna be a star one day!
Hippo: Auditions are over, pal. Shows already been cast.
Moon: Okay. You are my chosen few.
Animals: Yes! (ALL EXCLAIM EXCITEDLY)
Moon: This is it, folks! A defining moment in all of our lives! Um, no... No, no, no. Not you guys. I dismissed all of the group acts already. You can go home.
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)
Moon: Look, Im really sorry, but all of the slots are filled.
(CONTINUES SPEAKING JAPANESE)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Moon: No, no, listen! No in show. Goodbye-bye! (MUSIC STOPS) Miss Crawly!
(GIGGLING)
Crawly: Come on, you guys! Out of here. Come on. Off the stage. Thank you so much.
Mike: Hey, Moon. Whats the story? Is the prize really inside this thing?
Moon: The prize? Oh, sure. Yes, its all in there.
Mike: Open it, will ya? I wanna see what $100,000 looks like.
Johnny: Me, too!
Rosita: Yeah, go on. Open it, Mr. Moon.
Moon: Sure, Ill open it. Wait. What did you say?
Eddie: He said $100,000.
Moon: A hundred...(YELPS) Uh...(NERVOUS CHUCKLE) I forgot my keys. Koala be right back.
（中国日报网英语点津 陈丹妮）
