1、既然我活了下来，就不能白白地活着，要白白胖胖的活着。
Now that Im alive, I can live in vain. I want to be fat and white.
2、说好不让我受一点点委屈，果然不止一点点。
He said that he would not let me suffer a little injustice, and it was more than a little.
3、开学第一天我就把同桌打了一顿，老师说要我叫家长。我说：没事，我自己一个人能打赢。
On the first day of school, I beat my deskmate and the teacher told me to call my parents. I said: its OK. I can win by myself.
4、朋友圈没对象的男孩互删一下，没人要的男孩我也不要。
The boys in the circle of friends who don have a partner delete each other. I don want the boys who don want.
5、长得帅的叫学弟，长得漂亮的叫学妹，我叫新来的。
The handsome one is called "Xuedi", the one who is beautiful is called "Xuemei", and my name is new.
6、左手答案，右手作业，不负学校，不负笔。
Left hand answer, right hand homework, live up to the school, live up to the pen.
7、新学期的目标：等寒假。
New semester goal: wait for winter vacation.
8、今天的我你爱理不理，明天的我你还爱理不理，不是你这人咋这么没礼貌呢？
Today I you ignore, tomorrow I you still ignore, not you this person why so impolite?
9、看到这条朋友圈就要赞我，我不要你觉得，我要我觉得，听我的，赞我。
When you see this circle of friends, you should give me some praise. I don want you to think, I want me to feel, listen to me, and give me some praise.
10、星河滚烫，不如麻辣烫。
Star River scald can compare with spicy hot.
11、请你点开全文，我有话想对你说。
请收起全文，我又不想说了。
Please open the full text. I have something to say to you.
Please put away the full text. I don want to say it again.
12、冷吗？冷就对了，因为你刷到了白雪公主的朋友圈。
Is it cold? If its cold, thats right, because you brush Snow Whites wechat moment.
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