一，一个小朋友指着蜡烛问道：“妈妈，小火苗为什么一跳一跳的？”妈妈笑着回答说：“因为它是精神小火”
A child pointed to the candle Asktao: "mom, why is the small flame jumping?"? ” Mother smiled and replied, "because it is a spiritual fire."
二，我们是好朋友 你跌倒的时候 我会扶你一把不过要先等我笑完
We e good friends. Ill give you a hand when you fall, but not until Im done laughing
三，希望所有的事情都像长胖一样简单
I hope everything is as simple as gaining weight
四，跟我混吧 以后我有一口饭吃 就有一个碗刷
After hanging out with me, Ill have a bite to eat and a bowl to brush
五，不管你变成什么样 我都爱你 新版人民币。
No matter what you become, I love your new version of the renminbi.
六，从来不敢问你们喜欢什么类型的女孩因为我怕你们说喜欢我这样的
Never dare to ask what kind of girl you like because Im afraid youll say you like me like this
七，最近老是听到神秘的叮当声 经走进科学节目组调查 原来是我穷的叮当响
Ive been hearing mysterious jingles lately, and I walked into the science show to find out it was my poor jingle
八，都说90斤的女生漂亮 所以我吃到180斤 这样我就是双倍漂亮.
It is said that 90 pounds of girls are beautiful, so I eat 180 pounds so that I am double beautiful.
九，经常被自己蠢哭 又不舍得揍自己
Often be stupid to cry and not willing to beat themselves
十，怎样泡男孩 水温多少度合适
How to soak a boy? Whats the right temperature
十一，送你一个指南针 免得你被我爱的找不到北
Send you a compass in case you can be found by the one I love
十二，不笑运气差一笑脸就大
If you don smile, you will be lucky if you smile
十三，你就委屈点，栽我手里行不行
Why don you just do me a favor and fall into my hands
十四，假如我年少有为不自卑 老公肯定一大堆
If I were young, I wouldn feel inferior. My husband must have a lot
十五，觉得自己性格不适合上班 只适合拿工资
I feel that my character is not suitable for going to work and is only suitable for getting paid
十六，什么叫成功？成功就是马云都没有我微信，而你却有
What is success? Success is that Ma Yun does not have my WeChat, but you do
十七，不擅长早起 却贼会晚睡
Not good at getting up early, but thieves go to bed late
十八，我问风扇我丑不丑 结果风扇摇了一夜头
I asked the fan if I was ugly and the fan shook his head all night
十九，怎么把脑子里的钱转到银行卡在线等挺急
How to transfer the money in my mind to the bank card online, etc. is very urgent
二十，其实每次嘴上和你发完脾气 我都特别后悔 因为当时我真的想动手打你
In fact, every time I lose my temper with you, I especially regret it because I really wanted to hit you
