1、把你眼屎擦了，看清楚再说话行不？
Wipe your eyes, can you speak after you see clearly?
2、我有密集恐惧症，不能接近心眼子多的人。
I have a dense phobia and can get close to people with a lot of heart and eyes.
3、你脑袋空不要紧，关键是不要进水。
It doesn matter if your head is empty. The key is not to water.
4、你管得可真宽，吸粪车从你家路过你都得来一勺尝尝咸淡。
Youve got to have a spoon to taste the saltiness when the manure truck passes your house.
5、刻薄嘴欠和幽默是两回事，别把你的没教养当做有气场。
Bad mouth and humor are two different things. Don take your bad manners as a show of strength.
6、虽然你没有猪的形象，但是你有猪的气质。
Although you don have the image of a pig, you have the temperament of a pig.
7、其实你贱起来的时候，没人敢跟你比。
In fact, when you get cheap, no one dares to compare with you.
8、天下之大，大不过你缺的那块心眼。
The world is big, but you lack that mind.
9、对于有些人我只想说，我的巴掌很适合你的脸。
For some people I just want to say that my slap suits your face very well.
10、有种人，必须要人指着他鼻子骂，他才知道骂的是他。
There is a kind of person who must point at his nose and scold him before he knows its him.
11、永远有多远，你就给我滚多远。
How far is it forever? Just roll away.
12、人家减肥减腰减屁股，为什么你非要从脑细胞开始？
Other people lose weight reduce waist reduce buttock, why do you have to start from brain cell?
13、天工造物不测，怎么造出你这么个东西。
How can you make such a thing.
14、我对你的深情无法付诸语言，除了一句“滚”。
My deep love for you can be put into words, except for a "roll".
15、是金子总会发光，你这玻璃渣子总在反光。
Its gold that always shines, you glass dregs that always reflect light.
16、我的打火机不止能点烟，还能点你坟头的香。
My lighter can not only light smoke, but also the fragrance of your grave.
17、出卖自己的灵魂和原则并不丢人，丢人的是没能卖一个好价钱。
Its not disgraceful to sell ones soul and principle. Whats disgraceful is that one can sell for a good price.
18、我真的怀疑秦始皇把长城修你脸上了，真特么的厚！
I really doubt that the first emperor of Qin repaired your face with the Great Wall. Its so thick!
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