1、我今天不把你打的满脸桃花开，你就不知道花儿为什么这么红。
If I don beat you all over your face today, you don know why the flowers are so red.
2、你在这等着，我去买点橘子（意思就是骂别人是你儿子，父亲去买橘子）。
You wait here. Ill get some oranges.
3、不给你点厉害瞧瞧，你都不知道锅是铁打的。
If I don give you some strength, you don even know that the pot is made of iron.
4、我今天不好好把你收拾一顿，就把长字按短的写。
If I don clean you up today, Ill write long words by short ones.
5、知道自己是飞机场走路就隐蔽点，别昂首挺胸生怕别人不知道似的。
If you know that you are an airport, you should keep your head up, for fear that others will not know.
6、你是不是吃了被门夹过的核桃啦。
Did you eat the walnut that was caught in the door.
7、呦！瞧你这王八小样儿，没看出来壳还挺硬啊！
Yo! Look at you, son of a bitch. You can see that the shell is very hard!
8、真的不是你的错，有些东西不能管你的，唉，我觉得你还没有进化完全。
Its really not your fault. Some things can control you. Alas, I don think you have fully evolved.
9、地球真的不适合你，你应该去脑残王国，到了那里，说不定还能当上国王呢！
The earth is really not suitable for you, you should go to the brain damage Kingdom, where, maybe you can be king!
10、讨厌我的人多了，你算哪块小饼干！
There are so many people who hate me. What kind of biscuit are you!
11、你再不理我，我就成天津名吃了。
If you ignore me, I will become a famous food in Tianjin.
12、你脑子里的小猪佩奇在上厕所吗？
Is your piggy piggy in the bathroom?
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