1.你收拾屋子，我收拾你。
You clean the house, I clean you.
2.年纪大了，经不起凶，只能被宠。
Old age, can stand fierce, can only be spoiled.
3.我吃了一天的糖还不够甜，你要不要亲亲我。
Ive been eating sugar all day, but its not sweet enough. Would you like to kiss me.
4.我的愿望是一夜暴富，不然抱你一夜也好。
My wish is to get rich overnight, or I will hold you overnight.
5.我跟你说了多少次了啊，抱怨没用，你得抱我。
How many times have I told you? Its no use complaining. You have to hold me.
6.今天的我你爱答不理，明天的我还来找你。
You don like to take care of me today. I will come to you tomorrow.
7.世界那么多人，好巧你是我的。
There are so many people in the world. Its a coincidence that you are mine.
8.手机已中毒，请发送我爱你激活。
The mobile phone is poisoned, please send "I love you" to activate.
9.想要亲你一口，尝尝是不是糖做的，这么甜。
I want to kiss you and taste whether its made of sugar and why its so sweet.
10.别难过，我的糖都给你，实在不行，我把我自己送给你。
Don be sad. Ill give you all my sugar. If it doesn work, Ill give you myself.
11.我是国家分配给你的宝贝，不支持退货。
I am the treasure assigned to you by the state, and do not support return.
12.别对我太好，免得我以身相许你又不要。
Don be too kind to me, lest I commit myself, and you don want it.
13.我保持年轻的秘诀就是谎报年龄。
The secret of my youth is to lie about my age.
14.为什么我的脸皮这么厚，还是包不住对你的喜欢呢？
My face is so thick. Why can it cover my love for you?
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