真不知道我这一个月是怎么过来的，从100斤暴瘦到99.8斤，现在走路都没力气…
I really don know how I came over this month, from 100 kg to 99.8 kg, now I have no energy to walk
想在朋友圈晒自拍，却怎么也发不出去，原来是穿了防晒衣。
Want to bask in the circle of friends, but how can send out, the original is wearing sunscreen clothes.
闲鱼真是妙啊，自从发布了东西，每天都有人主动问候我，“宝贝在吗？”“宝贝还在吗？”
Idle fish is really wonderful, since the release of things, every day some people take the initiative to greet me, "baby is there?" "Is baby still there?"
现在的同学都真不礼貌，上课都不和我说话。
Now the students are really impolite, do not speak to me in class.
友谊就像一盘沙，都不用风吹，你叫他帮你砍几次拼多多就散了。
Friendship is like a plate of sand. It doesn need to be blown by the wind. If you ask him to chop it for you several times, it will break up.
请别人吃饭，发现没什么特别的菜，我灵机一动打起了游戏，我就是特别菜。
Invite others to dinner, found that there is no special dish, I have an idea to play a game, I am a special dish.
我就喜欢和有学问的人一起吃饭，只要我提出一个他们擅长的问题，然后接下来的俩钟头，菜就都归我了。
I like to eat with learned people, as long as I ask a question they are good at, and then in the next two hours, the dishes are all for me.
肖战拉黑我的时候无所谓，易烊千玺说不爱我了，我很淡定，但是我看了一百多秒的广告之后发现自己看错集了，我真的哭了。
It didn matter when Xiao Zhan pulled me black. Yi Xian Qianxi said he didn love me anymore. I was very calm, but after reading the advertisement for more than a hundred seconds, I realized that I had misread it. I really cried.
地铁上说禁止携带易燃易爆危险品，我默默地走下车，因为我可爱爆了。
The subway said that it is forbidden to carry inflammable and explosive dangerous goods. I got off the car silently because I was so cute.
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