今天出门太阳公公对我说：你要几分熟？
Today, when I went out, the sun said to me: how well do you want me to bake you?
画了一个小时的妆，打开门就给我整素颜了。
After an hours make-up, I opened the door and the weather made my face clean.
别人说转角遇到爱，我就怕转角我会出车祸。
People say that when I meet love around the corner, Im afraid that I will have an accident around the corner.
追不到的人就不要追了，你见过哪个公主跟在癞蛤蟆后面跑的。
Don chase those you can , princess can chase toad.
有的人是属拖把的，事情拖着拖着就一干二净了。
Some people are mops, and things will be all right if they are dragged.
形容一个人特别伤心的句子：他难过得一整天都没有碰手机。
A sentence describing a persons special sadness: He is so sad that he hasn touched his cell phone all day.
有些女孩子别看她拧不开水瓶盖，但只要你在她耳边说：你胖了！她能把你的棺材板掀了。
Some girls can open the water bottle cover, but as long as you say in her ear: you e fat! She can lift your coffin.
每次遇到那种不是很好使的感应水龙头，都感觉自己好像要饭的。
Every time I meet the kind of induction faucet that is not very effective, I feel like a beggar.
不用太羡慕运动排行榜步数比你多的好友，他们没走多远，只是腿短。
Don envy your friends who have more steps than you. They don go far, they just have short legs.
图源来自网络，侵权立删，谢谢！
