每日开心一笑1:
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中午去买菜,感觉都不太新鲜了。
老板:早上刚到的,都新鲜的。
我:这菜看着就蔫蔫的啊?!
老板:从早上到现在,它以为没人要自己了,这不垂头丧气么!
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每日开心一笑2:
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上厕所忘带纸了,发微信跟同事求救,这货没一会就进来了,让我发十块钱红包给她,不然就不给我纸!
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每日开心一笑3:
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成语新释“远交近攻”:孩子做作业的时侯,离的远一点还能交流交流,离的近了,想不攻击都难!
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