笑话:
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一天,上了公交车,司机师傅开得贼快,
担心出问题就好心提醒他开慢点,结果师傅来了句
“公交车的价格,出租车的速度,你赚了”
我。。。
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笑话:
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一哥们说还我钱了,
正当我纳闷我好像没有发给他银行卡号的时候,
收到一条短信:“中国移动提醒您,成功充值2000元!”
我勒个去。。。心中数万匹草泥马在奔腾啊!!!
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笑话:
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“要是在古代,
姐的颜值能撑起整个青楼。。。”
“你是说你长得像柱子吗?”
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