突然发现，那句口袋比脸还干净的话，说的就是我。
Suddenly found that the words that the pocket is cleaner than the face are about me.
我的烦恼只有一个，就是经济能力跟不上审美能力。
My only worry is that my economic ability can keep up with my aesthetic ability.
告诉你一个秘密，我跟你说的所有话都是假的，只有穷是真的。
Ill tell you a secret. Everything I tell you is false. Only poverty is true.
我给自己算了一卦，好像除了缺点钱之外，其他的都还好。
I calculated a divination for myself. It seems that everything is OK except the money.
我做了一个恶梦，梦中的自己特别穷，醒来之后发现，果然梦成真了。
I had a nightmare in which I was very poor. When I woke up, I found that my dream came true.
我挺希望大家跟我借钱的，因为他跟我借钱的时候，我会潇洒地跟他说，我也没有。
I really hope you can borrow money from me, because when he borrows money from me, I will tell him smartly that I don have it either.
每一个月底我都在想，我应该怎么度过下个月，因为我只剩下30块了，难道要一天 一块钱度过吗？
At the end of each month, I wonder how I should spend the next month, because I have only 30 yuan left. Do I have to spend one yuan a day?
说实话，我都搞不明白当初为什么要买钱包，每次打开都是空空如也。
To tell you the truth, I don understand why I bought my wallet. Its empty every time I open it.
我不是不爱说话，只是没钱，说话也不硬气。
Its not that I don like talking, but I have no money and don speak hard.
一直认为有钱什么都好办，后来才发现，我没钱，什么都难办。
I always thought that everything was easy to do with money. Later, I found that everything was difficult without money.
我有很多个梦想，所有的梦想前提都是等我有钱了。
I have many dreams. The premise of all dreams is that when I have money.
我依稀记得当初之所以网购，是因为便宜。
I vaguely remember that I bought online because it was cheap.
其实丑点没关系，有钱就行，后来才发现现实就是，不仅穷还很丑。
In fact, it doesn matter if you are ugly. Just have money. Later, you found that the reality is that you are not only poor but also ugly.
我交朋友从来不看他有没有钱，因为肯定没有人比我更穷。
I never see if he has money when I make friends, because no one is poorer than me.
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