1、知道在学校为什么这么困吗？因为学校是梦开始的地方。
Do you know why you are so sleepy at school? Because school is where dreams begin.
2、我发誓我再也不熬夜了，如果熬夜了，就当我没说。
I swear I won stay up late any more. If I stay up late, I will be taken as if I didn say it.
3、你管我胖不胖，我又不做你对象。
Don worry if Im fat or not. Im not your girlfriend.
4、只要新欢足够好，没有旧爱忘不了。
As long as the new love is good enough, the old love can be forgotten.
5、真羡慕那些有故事的人，不像我一个美字贯穿一生。
I envy those people who have stories. Unlike me, I can only use the word "beauty" in my life.
6、万事开头难，然后中间难，最后结尾难。
Everything is difficult at the beginning, then in the middle, and finally at the end.
7、有时候你不努力一下，你都不知道什么叫绝望。
Sometimes if you don work hard, you don know what despair is.
8、如果懒惰的行为需要悉数纪录，那么我的人生将是一本字典。
If lazy behavior needs all records, then my life will be a dictionary.
9、特别能吃苦这五个字，我想了想只能做到前面四个。
Especially can bear hardships these five words, I thought can only achieve the first four.
10、看我不顺眼的人，给你们心里添堵，我真是舒坦。
Im very comfortable for those who don like me and can block your heart.
11、小时候特喜欢跟人家玩捉迷藏，等人家藏好了我就悄悄回家。
When I was a child, I loved playing hide and seek with others. When they hid, I would go home quietly.
12、好看的锁骨千遍一律，有趣的肚腩弹来弹去。
The good-looking collarbone is the same thousands of times, and the interesting belly shells come and go.
13、日日称重日日重，年年减肥年年肥。
Weigh yourself every day. Its heavier every day. Lose weight every year and get fatter every year.
14、肉长出来可以再减，但那些零食过期就不能再吃了。
The meat can be cut down when it grows, but those snacks can be eaten after the expiration date.
15、今天解决不了的事情，别急，明天也解决不了。
Don worry about what can be solved today. It can be solved tomorrow.
16、你不睡我不睡，你看咱两多般配。
You don sleep, I don sleep, you see how well we match.
17、我们做彼此的天使吧，我做天。
Lets be each others angels. Ill be heaven.
18、我真是一个败家子，上亿资产一觉醒来全没了。
Im really a black sheep. When I woke up, I lost all the billions of assets.
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