分享一些清新文艺的沙雕句子，秀出你的沙雕气质，让每一天都开心。
1、上不去的是成绩，下不来的是体重。
What can go up is grades, what can go down is weight.
2、不要以为你晒黑了，就能掩盖你是白痴的事实。
Don think that if you are tanned, you can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.
3、与你谈恋爱，我能图你什么，不就图个开心与难过嘛。
Falling in love with you, what can I do with you, don you just want to be happy and sad.
4、别问我过得好不好，你又不是没我支付宝。
Don ask me how Ive been, you are not without Alipay.
5、你确实蛮拽的，可我的删除键，也不是玩具枪。
You are really pulling, but my delete button is not a toy gun.
6、你凭什么说我胖了，你请我吃过了什么。
Why do you say that I am fat? What did you ask me to eat?
7、你慢慢考虑，错过我这个村，还有我的店，我开的连锁店。
Take your time to think about it and miss my village, my shop, and the chain shop I opened.
8、找对象一定要找好看的，喜欢你，可以装，但帅却装不出来。
When looking for someone, you must look for someone who looks good. If you like you, you can pretend, but you can’t pretend to be handsome.
9、万水千山总是情，给点分数行不行？人间自有真情在，给个分数也是爱！
Thousands of rivers and mountains are always in love, can you give points? There is true love in the world, and giving a score is also love!
10、答应我，喜欢我，不要客气。
Promise me, like me, you are welcome.
11、我非常理解你，你之所以选择了她，是因为配不上我。
I understand you very well. The reason you chose her is because you are not good enough for me.
12、你骂我可以，如果动手，请打我朋友。
You can scold me, if you do, please hit my friend.
