1.不要以为自己有几分姿色就了不起，你们这种男孩子我见一个爱一个。
Don think that you are a little beautiful, you boys I see a love.
2.别人突然不打游戏了，那是连麦谈恋爱去了，我突然别打游戏了，那是菜地卸载了。
Other people suddenly do not play games, that is Lianmai love, I suddenly do not play games, that is vegetable unloading.
3.如果你不开心就去加油站工作，那样就会有很多人和你说加油，还会给你钱。
If you are unhappy, go to the gas station to work, then there will be a lot of people who say refueling, and will give you money.
4.在这个薄情的年代，要想让别人对你念念不忘，最好的办法就是欠钱不还。
In this age of love, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money.
5.万能的朋友圈，可以推荐点好吃的外卖吗，价格在一万以下，十块左右。
Universal circle of friends, can you recommend some delicious takeout, the price is less than 10,000, about ten yuan.
6.有些人的聊天记录一翻全是情话，我的聊天记录一翻全是作业答案。
Some peoples chat records are full of love words, my chat records are all homework answers
7.有一种悲哀叫做，这道数学题已经超出了，我的语文理解范围。
There is a sad call, this math problem has gone beyond my Chinese understanding.
8.喜欢早晨的风，好像什么都可以重新开始。
Like the morning wind, as if anything can start over.
9.挑战365天不做美女，今天第一天挑战失败，去超市买灌可乐老板说美女3块。
Challenge 365 days do not do beauty, todays first day challenge failed, go to the supermarket to buy cola boss said beauty 3.
10.什么叫做万死不辞，大概就是每天被气一万次，但仍然不辞职。
What is called death, probably ten thousand times a day, but still do not resign.
11.大晚上，还能看到街上很多外卖小哥奔波送餐，突然感到很励志，别人这么晚了都还在吃，我又有什么理由不吃。
Big night, can also see a lot of take-out small brother on the street to send food, suddenly feel very inspirational, others are still eating so late, I have any reason not to eat.
12.我也是一个有原则的人，我的原则就是三个字，看心情。
I am also a principled person, my principle is three words, look at the mood.
