1.虽然我不会做饭，但我点的一手好外卖啊。
Although I can cook, I ordered good takeout.
2.请用两个字形容你的女朋友“在哪？”
Please use two words to describe your girlfriend "where is it?"
3.今天外面风好大，我好害怕，万一别人都被刮走了，就我刮不走，那多丢人。
Its windy outside today. Im so afraid. If other people are blown away, I can .
4.本想让纸飞机带我飞进你心里，不料半路坠机。
I wanted the paper plane to take me to your heart, but it crashed on the way.
5.什么叫万死不辞？大概就是每天被气死一万次，但仍然不辞职。
What is "never say die"? About 10000 times a day, but I still don quit.
6.现在银行卡我连密码都不想设置了，用六位数字去保护两位数的存款，想想都心7.累。
Now I don even want to set the password for my bank card. I use six digits to protect my two digit deposit. Im tired when I think about it.
7.有些人表面见多识广，背后却连小猪佩奇都没看过。
some people are very knowledgeable, but not even piggy.
8.每个女孩的衣柜里都有一件衣服叫做：曾经买它穷成狗，如今嫌它穿着丑。
There is a dress in every girls closet, which is called: once she bought it and became a dog, but now she thinks it is ugly.
9.如果早认清自己在别人心中没那么重要，就会快乐很多。
If you realize that you are not so important in other peoples heart, you will be much happier.
10.女人的衣柜永远是衣服千千万，只有新的最好看！
A womans wardrobe is always full of clothes, only the new ones are the best!
11.我真的狠单纯，一天到晚都想着怎么害人。
Im really cruel and simple, thinking about how to harm people all day long.
12.别人的脸是七分天注定，三分靠打扮，你的脸是一分天注定，九分靠滤镜。
Other peoples faces are predestined by seven days, three by dressing, your face is predestined by one day, nine by filters.
13.你问我想干什么？我想找一个小四来破坏你和小三的的生活。
What do you want to do? I want to find a small four to destroy your life and small three.
14.单身太苦了，去店里吃碗酸辣粉不小心弄到眼睛里，也不敢去洗，怕服务员收盘，只能流着泪吃完。
Its too hard to be single. When I go to the store to eat a bowl of hot and sour noodles, I don dare to wash it. Im afraid the waiter will close and I can only finish it in tears.
