1、不要喝九十度的水，因为直角容易卡喉咙。
Don drink water at 90 degrees because a right angle can get in your throat.
2、刚刚不小心撞到头了，一下子想不起来要去看的动画片叫海绵什么了，你知道吗？
Just accidentally hit the head, suddenly can remember to go to see the cartoon called "sponge what", you know?
3、电影票买好了，我还在考虑该叫哪个男朋友去看。
After buying the tickets, Im still thinking about which boyfriend to call.
4、晚上好，有对象的不好，没对象的跟我好。
Good evening. Those who have a partner are not good. Those who don have a boyfriend are nice to me.
5、三观正的做我好朋友，五官正的做我男朋友。
Be my good friend with positive values. Be my boyfriend with good features.
6、如果你的前女友和你的现女友同时掉进水里，那么我可以做你的女朋友吗？
If your ex girlfriend and your current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?
7、最近流行互相喜欢，要不要试试看看。
Its popular to like each other recently. Would you like to have a try.
8、能梦见你是我的过人之处。
To dream of you is a great thing for me.
9、我发现我现在越来越不像我自己了，像肖战的老婆。
I find that I am less and less like myself, like Xiao Zhans wife.
10、有人网恋吗？只能接受15km的异地恋，再远我的电瓶车就没电了。
Is there anyone who falls in love online? I can only accept a long-distance love of 15km. If it is further away, my battery car will be out of power.
11、真搞不懂那些人，自己家没有水晶吗？非要打我家的，真不讲理。
I don understand those people. Don they have crystal in their own house? They have to hit my crystal. Thats unreasonable.
12、不能给你摘天上的太阳、月亮、星星，只能拣点地上的空瓶来维持生活。
I can pick you the sun, the moon, the stars in the sky. I can only pick up some empty bottles on the ground to make a living.
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