一、睡前要对喜欢的人说:为什么不回我消息，你很牛逼吗？
Say to the person you like before going to bed
二、睡前一定要吃夜宵这样才不会做饿梦。
Be sure to eat supper before going to bed so as not to dream of hunger.
三、我发脾气了你就听着，结束了我会怂给你看。
Listen to me when I lose my temper, and Ill show you when its over.
四、你算哪只小猪猪在这里嘟嘟嘟。
What kind of pig are you? You are beeping here.
五、吃什么补什么，夏天吃布丁，蚊子就不叮。
If you eat what you eat, you won bite mosquitoes when you eat pudding in summer
六、世界这么大，你不出去看看，就不知道有多热。
The world is so big that you don know how hot it is unless you go out and see it
七、对于减肥这种高大上的事情，等我吃饱，再好好研究。
For such a tall thing as losing weight, I will study it when I am full
八、大家好，我是不开心警官，我要抓走你的所有不开心。
Hello, everyone. Im unhappy, officer. I want to take away all your unhappiness.
九、及你对我不好，就别怪隔壁小王，楼下小刘，邻居小李朋友小张对我好。
If you are not good to me, don blame Xiao Wang downstairs next door, Xiao Lius neighbor, Xiao Lis friend Xiao Zhang for being good to me
十、这几天温度可能会降低很多度，如果你怕冷，你可以站墙角去，因为那里有90度。
The temperature may drop a lot these days. If you are afraid of cold, you can stand in the corner because it is 90 degrees there
十一、都让开！我的飞船要降落了。
Everybody out of the way! My ship is going to land.
十二、不行，我要努力学习，不能被别人说是靠美丽生存的。
No, I have to study hard. I can be said to live by beauty.
十三、到今天我才算知道自己也是一派领头，大家好，我是睡觉觉主。
Until today, I know that I am also the leader of the school. Hello everyone, I am the sleeper.
十四、我希望有一个人能看穿我的逞强，让我卸下防备，对我说排位来躺。
I hope someone can see through my bravado, let me take off my guard, and tell me to rank and lie down.
十五、晚上的手机怎么会比白天的手机好玩那么多。
How can the mobile phone at night be so much more fun than the mobile phone during the day
十六、钱这种东西生不带来死不带去的，所以给我转账十万怎么了。
Money is something that you can take with you, so what happened to transferring 100,000 yuan to me?
十七、提醒大家，现在假钱特别多。告诉大家一个辨别真假钱的方法，用火烧，真钱烧完是灰色的灰，假钱烧完是黑色的灰，我刚试了一下，我这几年的压岁钱都是真的，好开心，你们也试试吧。
Remind everyone that there are a lot of fake money now. Tell everyone a way to distinguish true money from false money. Burn it. When real money burns out, it is gray, while fake money burns out, it is black. I just tried it. My lucky money in recent years is real. I am so happy. Please try it.
十八、昨天有一对情侣来问我快捷酒店怎么走，我毫不犹豫得给他们指了去新华书店的方向，希望他们能在知识的海洋里找回迷失的自己，日行一善。
Yesterday, a couple came to ask me how to get to the Express Hotel. I did not hesitate to show them the way to Xinhua Bookstore, hoping that they could find their lost self in the sea of knowledge and do a good job every day.
十九、勇敢是什么，是我明知道这顿吃下去会胖，我还是迎头而上。
Whats brave? I know Ill get fat if I eat this meal, but I still go head-on.
二十、我有两朋友,吵架了，不管我怎么劝，他们都不肯打起来。
I have two friends who quarreled. No matter how much I tried to persuade them, they refused to fight.
二十一、你们穷人才吃早餐，我这种女神就不一样了，都吸收天地之灵气，纯天然进口西北风，源自西伯利亚，自然的才是最好的。
You poor people eat breakfast, but my goddess is different. She absorbs the aura of heaven and earth, imports the northwest wind purely from Siberia, and nature is the best.
二十二、今天偷亲一个小哥哥被打了，这大概就是亲人两行泪。
Today, I was beaten for stealing a little brother, which is probably two lines of tears from relatives.
二十三、诸葛亮对风说：你向西刮，风说：你才像西瓜。
Zhuge Liang said to the wind, "You blow west, and the wind said," You are like a watermelon.
二十四、早上别梳头，因为那是上帝赐予你的发型。
Don comb your hair in the morning because its a hairstyle God gave you
二十五、我这个人对美食挺讲究的一家餐厅没有WiFi，我肯定扭头就走。
I am a restaurant that is very particular about food. Without WiFi, I will definitely turn my head and leave
二十六、有月亮的时候不要惹我，因为我可能会变身哦。
Don mess with me when there is a moon, because I may change.
二十七、喜欢一个人就追，追不到就打断他的腿。
If you like someone, chase them, and break their legs if you can catch them.
二十八、我小时候穿的鞋不仅会发光还会叫呢。
When I was a child, the shoes I wore not only glowed but also barked.
